Dearest Westminster,

Alas, the sweet taste of victory has descended upon the great people of Camp Westminster. A battle against the Mason Road rivals always provides an easy win and abundantly boosts morale. But we cannot relish in this win for long as we have learned of plans of our Lutheran brothers attacking us yet again. This time it is believed to be coming from the south.

These are not the only people coming to our home, though – countless former members of the Camp Westminster squadrons set their sights on 800 Maryville Centre Drive for the first-ever Homecoming celebration. It will be a moment that will go down in lore like that of the pilgrims and native peoples coming together to have a feast of their harvest.

As every wise man knows, it is very challenging to win any battle in the summertime. But as fall rolls in, the Wildcat men thrive on the battlefield. After beating up on the previously undefeated Rebels, the Town and Country Titans look to keep the train rolling.

Some have claimed that the opponent is a deceiving army, stating that after hoisting the Town and Country Cup, our men may overlook the lowly Lancers. I do not know if I can believe this to be true due to the amount of success our men have had this campaign. If the claims are factual, I still have a hard time seeing any outcome where the Lancers come into our lands and leave with a victory.

Come one, come all to witness our men defend our home and honor our Camp’s past. It will be a total team effort with the usual suspects leading the charge in the fight. A wise man once said, “You do not want to let the Metro area militiamen get hot.” I could not have said it any better myself.

With love,
800 Sporting